Annah Feinberg (she/her) was impossibly young when she wrote this essay and is proud to be embarrassed that it exists. In the years since it was published, she completed her MFA in dramaturgy at Columbia University, where she had the debt-riddled realization that she didn’t want to be a dramaturg. She moved to Los Angeles, co-founded feminist theatre collective the Kilroys, and promptly ditched the theatre to work toward becoming a screenwriter and cartoonist. Her comics and humor writing have been featured in the New Yorker’s Daily Shouts, McSweeney’s, Awry, the Hairpin, and the collection Notes from the Bathroom Line. At the time of writing this bio, she is in development on multiple TV and film projects in the adult animation space.